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The day you went on your first date. Your first kiss. The first time you had sex.

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The first time you said "I love you. Maybe not as big as the other ones but it's still up there. The first time you fart in front of your boyfriend is the moment your body has decided it's just as womann with him as your heart is. It's a beautiful moment, really.

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Minus the smelliness and the gross noise. So, I asked women to tell me their stories of the first times they farted in front of their boyfriends. We were sitting in bed. Well, I was sitting and he was lying down.

The anonymous woman explained that after six months of dating it was finally time to take the next big step with her boyfriend.

And I just kind of let one rip under the covers. I thought it would be quiet, but no. It was very loud indeed. So, I said, 'Yes.

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Who the fuck was he to say I am gross, and meanwhile, he farts all over me, all day, every day? So, I went on a five-minute rant about how I would not cater to his fragile male ego, that I was normal human person with normal bodily functions and he should be fine with, yhat, DELIGHTED that my body acted like a normal body. I don't remember the first time, but I do remember when he was rubbing my naked bum and I laughed and farted right into his bare hand.

Proceeded to laugh and fart more. He "ewwww"ed a little and laughed with me. It was a bonding moment.

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I still talk about it years later. The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend was in high school.

We were having sex on my bedroom floor while thay parents were downstairs, and I farted. It was LOUD, and he stopped and laughed in my face.

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After sharing the experience I felt a little better so I kept telling it. I couldn't, I wouldn't procrastinate further. He still teases me about it. It was fifteen years later when I first shared that shameful moment with another person.

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He noticed. After dinner one night, I talked him into doing an advanced pilates session with me. Proceeded to laugh and fart more. The day you went on your first date.

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Just me and her!|The following was part of a featured speech at the National Stuttering Project convention in Dallas, Texas. The speaker, who is a professor in the Purdue University Department of Communication Disorders, has given his permission for it to be reproduced below. My doman of tricks was full. Word substitutions, circumlocutions and other avoidances were my mainstay.

But my repertoire also included more tricky, covert means to temporarily hide the stuttering.

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Timing my speech output, just as someone else was beginning to speak, or raising the intensity of my voice stopped the dreaded jerking of my head or the vice-like clamping together of my vocal cords where Lookiing sound would come forth. If these preventatives failed and stuttering began, I was prepared with many disguise behaviors: pretending to have a coughing spasm, a cart sneeze, or letting all of my air out and trying to talk with what is called expiratory air reserve.

Now, of course, as all stutterers know, these tricks of the trade aren't fool proof and mine failed as much as they succeeded.

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So the quest to discover new, more subtle ways to hide my stuttering was surely as diligent as the ancient knights' quest for the Holy Grail. The search thhat find the means to hide my stuttering was especially important because, despite my blocking and jerking, I was fairly outgoing.]

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